V is for Voice.
Our versatile varmint could well be vaulted to vocal fame by this video. If you venture to view it, you will ventilate over her well-versed and vigorous talent. If only she had a violin accompaniment, her sotto voce tones would vibrate like a vicar's vespers. She is a vesicle of pure operatic talent, don't you agree? And yet, she is no vain vixen. She never has the vapors nor does she flutter her lashes behind a veil. She would be the victor in any contest, I think, but she does not seek to validate her venerable vocals on TV or to any other vast audience. She does not wish to become more visible. She is satisfied with her own valorous, velvety value.
What? Her voice is vexing, you say?
Vamoose then, before this veers into a violent vendetta vis-a-vis your vile and vulgar taste!