Joules Jolt

J is for Joules.

During a recent thunderstorm, a jolt of joules jostled electrical devices, over-juicing them and turning them into junk. (lightning photo credit: Eric @ Musings of a Wandering Physicist.)

A modem became defunct, possibly receiving its jolt through the telephone jack.  Was that just? 

A TV satellite dish became jostled, jamming all signals. 

Fixing it was a jumbo job for the repairman. 

And the auto sprinkler controls were jangled.

Jeez. Janitor Janie in(j)eniously ordered a new one.
Would she jabber her complaints, in(j)est mint juleps, or become jealous of those with working appliances while despairing at the jambalaya of joule-induced injustices? 
No, she made jest and hoped for jubilation when the repair jobs were done.
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